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    1. Succubi typically require semen to survive, but this one looks atypical so YMMV.

    2. PushPullPoltergeist on

      I’m afraid there’s little you could do to ever actually satisfy a succubus, and you’ll likely wind up a withered husk.

    3. Lopsided-Conflict778 on

      I assume… it takes care of itself by taking care of you… 

    4. Ok_Breakfast5425 on

      If you feel that strongly about this plant you might have been wise to pick a different one

    5. ProfessionalFly4310 on

      Offering lust usually works out for the succubus. You’ll hav to find willing offerings tho

    6. Well sunce all the good succubi jokes have been said, it looks like a type of Sempervivum aka hen and chick’s. But posting in r/succulents will definitely give you an id. As for care, first I would replace the soil with a fast draining mix. You can get cactus soil. I would then change the pot to a terra cotta pot. Put it in as much direct, full sun as possible. Then ignore it. Succulents thrive on lots of sunlight and neglect. Water maybe once a month. All those leaves store water and it really only needs water when the leaves get wrinkly. But once a month is a good start. If you are in the northern hemisphere and going into winter, reduce watering to once every couple of months as it will be going dormant

    7. outersenshi on

      Probably the earthly variety if I had to guess? It could also be an incubus though. Can’t assume gender when it’s so young

    8. -The-Lost-Child on

      Well start by not treating it like a succubus. I don’t think it would appreciate that. It needs water, not protein shots.

    9. TheWesternDevil on

      You gonna be really surprised when you find out how to take care of a succubus…

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