I’m afraid there’s little you could do to ever actually satisfy a succubus, and you’ll likely wind up a withered husk.
Own_Condition_4686 on
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Lopsided-Conflict778 on
I assume… it takes care of itself by taking care of you…
Ok_Breakfast5425 on
If you feel that strongly about this plant you might have been wise to pick a different one
Altruistic-Reward754 on
Pardon? Succubus?😂
hitch_please on
Imma gonna scroll on though…
anb7120 on
Time to call a priest!
solidoxygen8008 on
Generally soul or blood offerings.
RedisforFun on
Made me chuckle
ProfessionalFly4310 on
Offering lust usually works out for the succubus. You’ll hav to find willing offerings tho
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Had to check if this was the circlejerk sub
Dive_dive on
Well sunce all the good succubi jokes have been said, it looks like a type of Sempervivum aka hen and chick’s. But posting in r/succulents will definitely give you an id. As for care, first I would replace the soil with a fast draining mix. You can get cactus soil. I would then change the pot to a terra cotta pot. Put it in as much direct, full sun as possible. Then ignore it. Succulents thrive on lots of sunlight and neglect. Water maybe once a month. All those leaves store water and it really only needs water when the leaves get wrinkly. But once a month is a good start. If you are in the northern hemisphere and going into winter, reduce watering to once every couple of months as it will be going dormant
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Came in here thinking this was the circlejerk sub…
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Excuse me, Sir?
Succubi typically require semen to survive, but this one looks atypical so YMMV.

Succubus! 😆 You might try asking in [r/succulents](http://www.reddit.com/r/succulents) if no one here recognizes it.
UHHHHHHHH
I’m afraid there’s little you could do to ever actually satisfy a succubus, and you’ll likely wind up a withered husk.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I assume… it takes care of itself by taking care of you…
If you feel that strongly about this plant you might have been wise to pick a different one
Pardon? Succubus?😂
Imma gonna scroll on though…
Time to call a priest!
Generally soul or blood offerings.
Made me chuckle
Offering lust usually works out for the succubus. You’ll hav to find willing offerings tho
Had to check if this was the circlejerk sub
Well sunce all the good succubi jokes have been said, it looks like a type of Sempervivum aka hen and chick’s. But posting in r/succulents will definitely give you an id. As for care, first I would replace the soil with a fast draining mix. You can get cactus soil. I would then change the pot to a terra cotta pot. Put it in as much direct, full sun as possible. Then ignore it. Succulents thrive on lots of sunlight and neglect. Water maybe once a month. All those leaves store water and it really only needs water when the leaves get wrinkly. But once a month is a good start. If you are in the northern hemisphere and going into winter, reduce watering to once every couple of months as it will be going dormant

Came in here thinking this was the circlejerk sub…
https://preview.redd.it/o3xn3je41b3g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc97caadcb451ec007d7f728a244500bfdf1445e
and thank you for the award for my bafflement 💜😭

giggling at this
Sir, don’t put your d… you know what.. do whatever you want.
I just looked up what a succubus was 😭
It’s actually a fucculent
Probably the earthly variety if I had to guess? It could also be an incubus though. Can’t assume gender when it’s so young
Well start by not treating it like a succubus. I don’t think it would appreciate that. It needs water, not protein shots.
*sigh* opens comments
https://i.redd.it/jrtwd3f37b3g1.gif
Almost tripped running to the comment section. No regrets 😂
You gonna be really surprised when you find out how to take care of a succubus…
