
Wat. Weiß jemand, warum mein Plumosa -Farn diese fast 3 Meter lange (9 Fuß) angewachsen ist … Ding? Bitte geben Sie mir die Erlaubnis, diesen Verrückten abzuschneiden!
Meine einzige Vermutung ist, dass ich sie aus ihrem normalen NE -Gesichtsfenster herausgenommen und es mit dem Rest meiner Pflanzen auf den Esstisch gelegt habe, damit der Hausmeister sie leichter gießen. Hat es eine Scouting -Rebe ausgeschickt, um nach mehr Licht oder so zu suchen?
Von: LibraryObjective2328
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I don’t have a proper answer to your question but in a home that beautiful, I’d want to explore too!
Clearly missed you a lot
Definitely scouting vine for more light. Could you move it to the window it “found”? And I would think you can prune it but I’m not sure. The alternative would be wrapping it around the base plant I guess 🤷🏼
Pretty cool that it went look for a window though 🌱
Storing waffles in a bread box is something I didn’t know I needed in my life.
Don’t mind me… I’m just admiring your entire kitchen
Your Asparagus setaceus (technically not a fern) is a climber by nature. Once established, they can grow pretty quickly.
He’s escaping!
All I know is that would never happen to me because I’d never leave for 6 weeks if I had such a such a beautiful house
I had no idea asparagus fern could even do that! Vines are truly weird though. I have a jasmine and it’s a slow grower for me except sometimes it will, seemingly overnight, grow a 5ft vine and wrap around everything in it’s vicinity.
Every spring/summer mine also does this. She puts out one looooooooong tendril out of the blue. One day she’s normal, the next day I suddenly notice this. I just prune the skinny tendril to where the rest of the branches are. I left it alone one year, without pruning, and it didn’t make any difference. So if you want to keep it that way, sure. But I prefer to prune it down because it has thorns.
Edit: it has nothing to do with light. Mine does this every year even though she gets full morning sun. It’s just the way they grow!
I HATE THIS PLANT SO MUCH. SOMEONE PLANTED IT OUTSIDE IN OUR TROPICAL CLIMATE, AND ITS THORNS SNAG AND GRAB AND TEAR. ITS ROOTS ARE TOO STUBBORN. I WISH TO RAZE IT FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. DEATH TO HOOKED THORN PLANTS.
like these
https://preview.redd.it/bdto4gsu81jf1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cde3c19176ad7e7b78d5acd402965b4fa36024f
It was trying to hug you…for 6 weeks…and you left it alone. sad panda
It was coming to find you 😆
So… what do you do for work? Because I need my home to look like yours. Lol 😂
Omg pls give us a house tour I adore your house
I LOVE when they do this! Mine wrapped themselves around my hanging plant ropes all by themselves, that intelligence has a creepy air sometimes. I don’t have cats, if anyone ever finds my dead body I’ll be wrapped in vines.
https://preview.redd.it/vtvez8so91jf1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2da6cd60c555225a1fd8831cf56c8dd21ac3d25e
“Mother please… where have you gone?”
Plant like:
“Ayo wtf where the light go? 🤨”
….
“Fuck guess I’ll send someone to scout”
Oh you RICH rich
“GIVE ME MORE LIIIIIGHT! Heck, I just find it myself.”
God forbid a plant has a look around 😂
I don’t know what’s a bigger flex, the plant or the house!
Trying to find the snack drawer

Plants are so weird. My hoyas both grow out their little vine (I’m pretty sure that’s how all hoyas do it) all brown and sad, trying to grab at stuff and then, months later they finally get leaves.
You were gone too long. It missed you and was reaching out to find you! (Or, it was thristy, looking for water.)
It’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
You could say that someone… trip-wired your kitchen
WHERES THE SOIL?!
Was it trying to visit another plant friend in the kitchen?
I would’ve loved to see a time lapse of that growing! So cool.
wHéRE Is tHE sÜN?
Hi! Can you adopt me?
your house is FREAKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Life finds a way
WHERE IS THE SUNLIGHT MÖTHER DON’T DENY ME THE SUN MÖTHÈR.
MÖTĤÈR. WHÈËREEEE.
“W̵͉͇͌͗h̷̢͚͒̈́ĕ̵̘̑r̸̼̭͆̀e̵̺̜̓̆ ̷͍͉̊͆i̵̮͒͝s̸̤̻̔̕ ̶̦͐͜t̷̻̍̕h̵̫̻̾ȅ̷̘͍ ̵̛̣̮f̵̬͠û̶̡̩̾c̵͎̓͒k̴̩̦̑ḯ̸̫͋n̶̜̋̈́g̸̺̊ ̷͙͐ș̵̐͐o̶̟͋̈i̶̹̼͠͝l̴̝̈́͘
Aammm hi.. Can we please get a tour of your home.. I love the decor!!!

The plant’s escape plan has been thwarted.
Plant said: Next time, put me heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere 👈
Your home is amazing, and I looked at your adorable mushroom amigurumis. You are super talented, and hard working!
Ignore the folks who are hating on you because they’re jealous.
Also, sorry to hear about your dad. 😞
Omg, you’re the person who started the mushroom guy brigade!!!! 😍
With your toddler size mushroom 😆