Not the worst thing ive seen in a garden centre. Why are they always full of the tackiest shit?
SairYin on
Spray painted lavender is the same type of wrong
Electronic-Trip8775 on
The hideous lavender or heather stuff
kditdotdotdot on
Blue dyed orchids are hideous.
plant-cell-sandwich on
Ugh humans
RedNightKnight on
Up there with acid coloured chrysanthemums.
shasharu on
I don’t mean to be dramatic but I felt nauseated looking at that photo
saint_maria on
Just reminds me of sex ed classes. Safe sex people!
Foundation_Wrong on
So they go with the room.
sherpyderpa on
Yuk !
whilewait on
Flowers glued onto cacti… (You know, cacti flower like other plants, right?)
Check_your_6 on
Sprayed heather – pet peeve for sure
New-Lie-1112 on
Sad ffs
Kernowek1066 on
Also the little hats. I hate the cacti with the googly eyes and hats glued onto them.
Inner-Cupcake-6809 on
My sister bought me something like this for my first desk at my first office job. I hated both the plant and the job.
beachyfeet on
r/plantabuse
krokadog on
What the hell? Is that like a spray on velour?
notdeadyettie on
I absolutely love my bread sticks I couldnt imagine painting them like that
skinnydog0_0 on
Are they not to stop you going blind by skewing your eyes on the needle sharp points?
Salt_Essay9217 on
What, exactly, are these supposed to be?
Muffinshire on
To gild refined gold
To paint the lily
To throw perfume on the violet
Is just fucking silly
MegC18 on
A gift for the phallic household!
AdministrativeShip2 on
Cactus with the spray painted body, and a plastic flower hotglued to the top.
At that point just buy a nice fake plant.
ImpressTemporary2389 on
The roses in Alice in wonderland comes to mind
physicalproxy on
So bizarre, I’ve been zooming in and out to try and figure out what is on the tips 🥲 was it paint?!
RunnerBoy921 on
I have one of these they all dued with this stuff then new ones came up clean i was confused at,the time then i released it was fake
emibemiz on
I thought there’s were dildos omg
Multigrain_Migraine on
I wouldn’t mind cut flowers that take up the colour from dye in the water. We did that in science class as an experiment when I was a kid. But spraying plastic and paint on living plants just seems weird and I don’t get why people like it.
NicCola83 on
Aren’t they protectors intended to be removed.. Please say they are.
drh4995 on
Looks like something you’d find in Ann Summers
GoldGee on
Stupidest thing ever. Shouldn’t be allowed.
Bravelobsters on
Painted plants…why!?
Dry-Translator406 on
Who condomised the plants?
feelingstuck15 on
This reminds me of the crappy Chinese zoo where the ‘pandas’ are painted dogs lol
balconygreenery on
My mum bought me one of these last year and I had to proudly place it on the windowsill and not say a word 😂
nibirafrmnibiru on
Since when do plants need condoms?
Rjim1 on
Not for a while, no. Yuk!
FreeRangeCaptivity on
Fake plastic snow on those little spruce trees at Xmas makes my blood boil.
I know it shouldn’t bother me but it brings out a murderous streak in my demeanor.
AxeWieldingWoodElf on
Waiting for the glitter bombed succulents for Christmas. So odd.
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Not the worst thing ive seen in a garden centre. Why are they always full of the tackiest shit?
Spray painted lavender is the same type of wrong
The hideous lavender or heather stuff
Blue dyed orchids are hideous.
Ugh humans
Up there with acid coloured chrysanthemums.
I don’t mean to be dramatic but I felt nauseated looking at that photo
Just reminds me of sex ed classes. Safe sex people!
So they go with the room.
Yuk !
Flowers glued onto cacti… (You know, cacti flower like other plants, right?)
Sprayed heather – pet peeve for sure
Sad ffs
Also the little hats. I hate the cacti with the googly eyes and hats glued onto them.
My sister bought me something like this for my first desk at my first office job. I hated both the plant and the job.
r/plantabuse
What the hell? Is that like a spray on velour?
I absolutely love my bread sticks I couldnt imagine painting them like that
Are they not to stop you going blind by skewing your eyes on the needle sharp points?
What, exactly, are these supposed to be?
To gild refined gold
To paint the lily
To throw perfume on the violet
Is just fucking silly
A gift for the phallic household!
Cactus with the spray painted body, and a plastic flower hotglued to the top.
At that point just buy a nice fake plant.
The roses in Alice in wonderland comes to mind
So bizarre, I’ve been zooming in and out to try and figure out what is on the tips 🥲 was it paint?!
I have one of these they all dued with this stuff then new ones came up clean i was confused at,the time then i released it was fake
I thought there’s were dildos omg
I wouldn’t mind cut flowers that take up the colour from dye in the water. We did that in science class as an experiment when I was a kid. But spraying plastic and paint on living plants just seems weird and I don’t get why people like it.
Aren’t they protectors intended to be removed.. Please say they are.
Looks like something you’d find in Ann Summers
Stupidest thing ever. Shouldn’t be allowed.
Painted plants…why!?
Who condomised the plants?
This reminds me of the crappy Chinese zoo where the ‘pandas’ are painted dogs lol
My mum bought me one of these last year and I had to proudly place it on the windowsill and not say a word 😂
Since when do plants need condoms?
Not for a while, no. Yuk!
Fake plastic snow on those little spruce trees at Xmas makes my blood boil.
I know it shouldn’t bother me but it brings out a murderous streak in my demeanor.
Waiting for the glitter bombed succulents for Christmas. So odd.