Potential-Soft-7292 on 06.11.2025 5:39 AM Omg the rare white tippy toe dino teeth is up there on my list you lucky bitch!
CalliopeCelt on 06.11.2025 7:17 AM https://preview.redd.it/h0vn0fd28lzf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afaf92356093c00786c0238a998f32a068ec0b4
SystemOfAmiss on 06.11.2025 7:32 AM At first I thought you were censoring the fenestrations like theyāreā¦ well holes lol
just_a_person_maybe on 06.11.2025 7:50 AM https://preview.redd.it/77emcp1xdlzf1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9004d14129deb38c35fbaf516567ea184b408f
homicidalunicorns on 06.11.2025 8:08 AM please Iām too stoned to not be extremely gullible right now
samvazhue on 06.11.2025 11:12 AM “Ooh what an interesting variegation! Wait a minute…” 
MrsColada on 06.11.2025 11:32 AM Not me thinking you painted your actual plant for the sake of a joke.
Bgee2632 on 06.11.2025 2:04 PM https://preview.redd.it/2nmz8fom8nzf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14462b1a1ac5d17729e5530520372d8ed0d09cc2
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did you mean to post this in the circlejerk sub instead?
š I like it LOL
Omg those fenestrations š„¹ Tell me your secrets!!!!
Abomination!
You got the rare variegated fenestrations!š«
Oh the rare cultivar, āPoscamarkeriiā
Omg the rare white tippy toe dino teeth is up there on my list you lucky bitch!
https://i.redd.it/jy0up5ejrkzf1.gif
Is that the new cultivar āMonstera deliciosa WhiteOutā.
Omg and itās vaginated too
Am I tripping?! Lmao
https://preview.redd.it/h0vn0fd28lzf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afaf92356093c00786c0238a998f32a068ec0b4
You monstera!
I love a houseplant shitpost
What you ordered vs what you got from Temu.
At first I thought you were censoring the fenestrations like theyāreā¦ well holes lol
https://preview.redd.it/77emcp1xdlzf1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9004d14129deb38c35fbaf516567ea184b408f
please Iām too stoned to not be extremely gullible right now
You canāt do this in the main sub when Iām high like this
Iām confused
The effort into shading the ones in the back darker lmao
https://i.redd.it/xrywx1bl1mzf1.gif
This should be in r/houseplantscirclejerk
“Ooh what an interesting variegation!
Wait a minute…”
Sir, r/houseplantscirclejerk is that way
Not me thinking you painted your actual plant for the sake of a joke.
Those holes arent holing
https://preview.redd.it/2nmz8fom8nzf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14462b1a1ac5d17729e5530520372d8ed0d09cc2
Ah, yes, the exotic *Monstera photoshopensis*