Die “Es tut mir leid” Blumen werden immer härter als die tatsächlichen Beziehungsblumen

Whoever made this stunning bouquet has the biggest heart and empathy.

Beauriful! And if you have cats make sure those lilies go right in the bin!

At least you got flowers 🤷🏻‍♀️. One time I was told I was being a bitch and that my birthday flowers were being canceled. I had missed 60 fucking calls in 20 minutes because the couch ate my phone and I had a baby that was far more important to care for. So yeah I’m quite pissed at this point that I’m being harassed because I didn’t text back 30 seconds after I got a “wyd” text. Nor believed that I lost my phone while I had far greater shit to do.

I told them I highly doubted they even considered flowers, they never have before and that I’m pretty for certain they didn’t even actually know it was my birthday (I mentioned earlier that day about getting birthday wishes from other people, thinking it would spark something in their brain) because we had an argument prior about when my birthday actually was and how old I was. Like.. I’m pretty sure I know the date of my own birth.

Following this conversation, they sent me a screen shot of flowers they “ordered”. – a bouquet of stargazer lilies, that when I reverse image searched the flowers, only TWO flower shops in the whole lower 48 sold this exact bouquet of flowers and both places were 3 states away.

The lies go hard, man.

Keep the flowers, throw him out