Ich habe ein paar Beiträge gesehen, die darum bitten, ihre bizarren Tomaten zu erklären. Dieser ist ein Cracker.
Von: grubbygromit
Ich habe ein paar Beiträge gesehen, die darum bitten, ihre bizarren Tomaten zu erklären. Dieser ist ein Cracker.
Von: grubbygromit
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You rubbed your tomato the right way?
Has been telling lies
I’ve had few shaped like it this year. Obviously, I was mature and made sure those went in the box for my friend!
It might have been cold in there
Well… when a mummy tomato and a daddy tomato really love each other…
r/mildlypenis
I love it. I had one last year 🍅
https://preview.redd.it/28b8h39wxlkf1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c2fec6764db2e832d23dbf9fc7ee31441d85a6b
Tomato penis.
Time for a little conversation about how baby tomatoes are made hehe.
If tomatoes tell lies, their nose grows……
He saw a big juicy lady tomato ( or man tomato, either is fine)
Pinnochimato……..(ツ)
It’s weird. I’ve never had tomatoes do this but this year I’ve had loads of penis tomatoes, and Reddit has been flooded with them too.
I’m guessing it’s something about the weather.
It grew wiily nilly
Oh I think your graphics card is dying if you’re seeing visual artifacts like this
It kept telling everyone you spell tomatoe with an e even though it was told to never tell lies.
That’s Life had a whole section dedicated to oddly shaped fruit and veg. Mainly penis shaped. Ahh.. those were the Sunday nights. 😀
Damn they’re happy to see you!
He’s just happy to see you.