Sitting here looking at my giant Thai con that lives on Polar seltzer. Her favorite is Clementine Bramble 😂
Intrepid_Mushroom995 on
😳
longteadrinker on
Thank you for thinking of her health first and going sugar free. 😌
HappySpam on
Reminds me of the “plant help” app ads lol
Thatsmyredditidkyou on
Should have gave it a full sugar version, called it Kyle and watched it try to punch a hole in the ozone layer.

normtoutzky on
Keep it away from drywall
TheDudeAbidesFarOut on
Does it have electrolytes????
hibbityhoibity on
im so glad idiocracy is still in the general publics mind
___Fern___ on
Had to check really thought this would be r/houseplantscirclejerk
camilleswaterbottle on

sardonic_sensei on
Are you me OP? I swear I own a watering can but when I’m afraid I will forget to water if I don’t do it NOW I’ll use anything, especially when gathering from the aquarium. There’s a cleaned out jello container next to it that has been my go to lately. I have to make a lot of trips 😂
1blkbutterfly on
Did you place that A at the end? DONT PMO 🤣🤣🤣
paperbackintrovert on
I was about to let you have it til I realized it was zero sugar. Good job mama.
MindlessTomatillo297 on
You added the “A” to the monster can logo 😆 monstera energy
imanasshole1331 on
Hope you’re wearing your crocs.
later-g8r on

WokenWanderer37 on
Did you know that the costume budget was so small on idiocracy that they needed an affordable shoe for all the dummies to wear…. and that was where crocs first got plugged. Fast forward and they cost fucking 60-100$ a pair now.
Omfgjustpickaname on
I want you to know this is my first time in this sub and this is the first post I see.
Now I know what my Monstera’s missing, just repoted them yesterday 😂😂
_ThatSynGirl_ on
I love that you drew the A at the end and it almost looks like it was already part of the word
hellosunshine02 on
What would happen if you used a real energy drink?
OneCauliflower5243 on
I feel like this is how you get a Little Shop of Horrors giant plant.
Ren_out_of_Ten on
R/houseplantscirclejerk
Albert14Pounds on
This has drinking Gatorade out of a Windex bottle energy and I approve
Chironilla on
Brb…reporting you to r/plantabuse
Substantial_Gur_7821 on
not me thinking you were comparing the leaf with the monster can like guys do with dck pics 🤣
kontor97 on
Sour, bitter, pour it up, キラ
Heaven, lemon, sugar-free venom
Put it in a cup, mix it up, add the melon
Baby, let me see you hit the floor, get independent
FlamingDragonfruit on
It’s what plants crave
GarbageAngell on
Hell yeah brother 😤
r0r002 on
I especially like the little A you drew on as well
LuckNo4294 on

Mystic_Tea_23 on
It’s what the plants crave!
SqueezableFruit on
White monster for the green monster(a)
Disastrous_Ad2839 on
What would happen if it was actually that energy drink though?
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Lol I instantly thought of Idiocracy 😂
https://preview.redd.it/5u6qm1dgyv8f1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88b260f4a469d3e4f15a6203ca792e6352118af4

It’s what plants crave
Monster… monstera…. checks out
This is the way

A sharpie bro?

Sitting here looking at my giant Thai con that lives on Polar seltzer. Her favorite is Clementine Bramble 😂
😳
Thank you for thinking of her health first and going sugar free. 😌
Reminds me of the “plant help” app ads lol
Should have gave it a full sugar version, called it Kyle and watched it try to punch a hole in the ozone layer.

Keep it away from drywall
Does it have electrolytes????
im so glad idiocracy is still in the general publics mind
Had to check really thought this would be r/houseplantscirclejerk

Are you me OP? I swear I own a watering can but when I’m afraid I will forget to water if I don’t do it NOW I’ll use anything, especially when gathering from the aquarium. There’s a cleaned out jello container next to it that has been my go to lately. I have to make a lot of trips 😂
Did you place that A at the end? DONT PMO 🤣🤣🤣
I was about to let you have it til I realized it was zero sugar. Good job mama.
You added the “A” to the monster can logo 😆 monstera energy
Hope you’re wearing your crocs.

Did you know that the costume budget was so small on idiocracy that they needed an affordable shoe for all the dummies to wear…. and that was where crocs first got plugged. Fast forward and they cost fucking 60-100$ a pair now.
I want you to know this is my first time in this sub and this is the first post I see.
Is it’s name Kyle?
Healthy choice…zero grams of sugar!
https://i.redd.it/gpzv71bviw8f1.gif

Now I know what my Monstera’s missing, just repoted them yesterday 😂😂
I love that you drew the A at the end and it almost looks like it was already part of the word
What would happen if you used a real energy drink?
I feel like this is how you get a Little Shop of Horrors giant plant.
R/houseplantscirclejerk
This has drinking Gatorade out of a Windex bottle energy and I approve
Brb…reporting you to r/plantabuse
not me thinking you were comparing the leaf with the monster can like guys do with dck pics 🤣
Sour, bitter, pour it up, キラ
Heaven, lemon, sugar-free venom
Put it in a cup, mix it up, add the melon
Baby, let me see you hit the floor, get independent
It’s what plants crave
Hell yeah brother 😤
I especially like the little A you drew on as well

It’s what the plants crave!
White monster for the green monster(a)
What would happen if it was actually that energy drink though?
Is it on a diet?