Mein Garten ist darin bedeckt. Meine beste Vermutung ist, dass es sich um einen Pilz handelt. Der Bereich ist schattig und sehr feucht von all dem Regen. Weiß jemand, wie ich es loswerden kann?
Von: Iwontturnitdown
Mein Garten ist darin bedeckt. Meine beste Vermutung ist, dass es sich um einen Pilz handelt. Der Bereich ist schattig und sehr feucht von all dem Regen. Weiß jemand, wie ich es loswerden kann?
Von: Iwontturnitdown
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Nostoc
https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/nostoc_a_green_jelly_like_substance_growing_in_lawns
Lawn algae. Caused by wet conditions with bad drainage. Shade is also bad.
It looks like some time of jelly fungus. If it’s not in a high traffic area of your garden, I would leave it. They are generally beneficial organisms with the important task of breaking down decaying materials and in return provide valuable nutrients to other microorganisms in your soil. In most cases, fungal presence in the garden is friend not foe. Once it’s fulfilled its purpose there, the fruiting body will die and the beneficial underlying mycelium will remain.
555-2368. Ask for Egon.
that’s disgusting
That’s Goop. 1-800-NO-GOOP-PLZ
Stop eating sushi at the Gas n’ Go
I bet you can refine it for nanites.
Fix your drainage or plant a rain garden.
I would call Ghostbusters.
I’m pretty sure that’s gillyweed
Too much shade and water in that part of your lawn. Removing those issues will improve the grass and solve the problem. Alternatively, take it as a sign from the universe to kill the lawn there and plant some lovely shade plants!
You forgot to turn in your paperwork again, Wazowski.
/r/poopfromabutt
You need to eat more fiber in your diet.
Cowabunga!
Or you could grab some in a jar & bring it to your local Extension Office. We have MSU extensions all over Michigan and depending on your state, whichever is the agricultural college is the one that would be most interested in the stuff. It could be something they’d want to study.
Jeez. How about a little respect for our ancestors?
https://preview.redd.it/0wumdhvqh48f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1a34c289b5e3f9de62c29495b71f29062abe248
It is Nostoc Commune.
Nostoc commune is eaten as a salad in the Philippines and is also eaten in Indonesia, Japan and China. In Taiwan, it is nicknamed 雨來菇 yǔ lái gū (meaning “post-rain mushroom”).Research indicates that consumption of Nostoc commune var. sphaeroides, in addition to consumption of other cyanobacteria, may be beneficial by means of an anti-inflammatory mechanism.[5]
The related Nostoc flagelliforme, sometimes named as a variety of this species, is known as 发菜 fàcài in China. It forms part of the food traditionally served at the Lunar New Year.
Primordial relative coming from nowhere probably wants to borrow money
Also called witches butter. It’s Cyanobacteria that grow and photosynthesize where few other things can grow. It enriches the soil. It won’t hurt you.
Ok I don’t usually mind graphic imagery, and I live on a ranch so I’ve seen my fair share of gross/gory stuff, but that first picture gave me a visceral reaction 😟
I just wanna say Yuck.
If you see a strange man in a police box in your garden you’ll know you need to worry then
That’s Old Gregg. Provide Baileys.
https://preview.redd.it/n2z0yvsx858f1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4de05a7519616bd266cdbf1a4f5a5b2647cdab6
Happy Harumph
That time I got reincarnated as a slime
That is, and forgive me I’m going to use a technical term, gross.
What the aliens left when they saw what earth is becoming
Okay I’ll try this again, it’s also known as green jelly and if it’s grown in an area with no pesticide or herbicide sprays it can be considered a delicacy. Fungi growing in polluted environments can compound those pollutants in their systems, so don’t eat it if it’s questionable https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030881461301056X
I saw this comment from another redditor a while back: It’s not always necessary to kill everything you don’t like, understand, or are afraid of.
Those pictures are so unbelievably clear compared to my future
I feel like these pics should come with a trigger warning! 🤮
That’s a chungus flam. Unfortunately it’s a sign that a race of gooey aliens has landed. It’s likely the animals nearby have been infected with shwream and are able to read your mind.
Carefully, leave the area. If they pick up on your distress they WILL swarm and attack.
Get to the moon tower. A scientist by the name of Schmitty has been synthesizing a repellent using the anal scent glands of a schnauzer, as we all know, is the universal shwream neutralizer.
God speed.
Keep us abreast on your journey to safety.
https://preview.redd.it/3m3r7jj1k78f1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ba3b70f7b62ef5a53af19963f5eb5659b6c12b7
i wonder..
It’s the clickers, there coming to get you
Very ewww, gross. To rid Nostoc commune, attack w high pH, reduce wetness, and manually remove and trash.
Something from stranger things
The upside down
>Although we may not appreciate it growing in our lawns or on our pavement, Nostoc possesses many redeeming properties. Several Nostoc species have been used as both food and medicine for centuries and have more recently been evaluated for their pharmaceutical properties, including antibacterial metabolites, cholesterol regulation and control of certain cancers. They also have potential for being utilized to produce biofuels. Sometimes good things come in slimy packages.
[https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/nostoc_a_green_jelly_like_substance_growing_in_lawns](https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/nostoc_a_green_jelly_like_substance_growing_in_lawns)