Ausweis bitte … das ist eine neue Pflanze für mich 😂

Von: Patient_Jaguar9151

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  1. Oh my gosh!!! That little guy is so freaking relaxed up there. They’re adorable!!!

  2. Rare specimen, Catus domesticus grey variety. Thrives in all light but will aggressively colonize any warm surface regardless of what you actually planted there. Not recommended for shelves with grow lights, as it will attempt to absorb all the PAR before it reaches your actual plants.

  3. ElDroTheRed on

    I can’t remember the name, but they thrive in warm environments with plenty of liquid fertilizers vs. dry pellets.

    While some people sing to their plants, you should scritch that one under the chin.

  4. Resident-Relief-9532 on

    what i wouldn’t give to be able to have my plants out and not eaten by my cat.

  5. Is your cat really not interested in all these plants? That would be a heaven for my boy and he would have destroyed/munched all of them!

  6. sherlocksmaster on

    Kinda looks like chandler is resting against them in the 2nd pic 😆 cute furry plant you got there!

  7. Pleaseselectyesorno on

    Felus loafiticus, dilute variegation.

    Specimen of moderate age and robust size.
    A bit fussy to raise, but when you get the conditions just right, can be a real joy.

  8. OriginalJokeGoesHere on

    What is the plant in the beige pot at the top with the round leaves? I love it.

  9. Phil-O-Dendron on

    That looks like a Tribbianius joeyi

    I’ve read that they like sandwiches and pizza

  10. One of my favorite species! If only I weren’t allergic I would have a house full of them 😭

  11. 21acct_erp on

    Cat- “maybe if I lay here like these assholes and do nothing all the day , you might pay attention to me too”

  12. Conscious_Painter780 on

    Not a plant. This is a case of Fungus Cats. Very serious. Thrive in warm spaces. Known to eat foliage.

  13. Unrelated to the plant, but it’s Joey Tribiani in his overdecorated rich guy solo apartment in the background. 🥰

  14. crapatthethriftstore on

    I’ve seen that labeled “lazy plop” my my local store

  15. Glum-Welder1704 on

    I didn’t think it was possible to insult the intelligence of a plant, but . . . .

  16. onyxxxxxxox on

    That’s chandler and Joey ! Give them a pizza or sandwich and call it a night

  17. Kareeliand on

    Someone saw that episode of Friends, and is just going to lie there until the next episode..

    ![gif](giphy|UrbnbuU24p1zgyDMUH)

  18. The one in the background is Joeus Tribbianius in the first pic. In the second pic it’s Chandleris Bingscantia. Common name: Ms Chanandaler Bong.

  19. EnigmaticOpossum on

    I’ll likely get downvoted but feel compelled to add that many of your plants are toxic to cats… alocasia, zz, pathos…

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